Marries Quotes

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?

I think when an actress marries she should leave the stage. She cannot be happy if she is married and remains on the stage. She must care more for her art or for her husband.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next.

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else.