Liar Quotes

A liar should have a good memory.

Men should pledge themselves to nothing; for reflection makes a liar of their resolution.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

There was a scene cut out of 'Big Fat Liar' (2002) where I had to wear a dress. This may sound kind of weird, but I really enjoyed shooting that scene.

I've earned all these years on my face. I don't want to be a liar if in five or 10 years I do get some Botox, but needles in the face scare me, so I don't really know if I am ever going to do that.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

Let every man be true and every god a liar.

I'd be a liar if I said I had a normal family.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.

Nature, reason, and Christianity recognize no other. Pride may say Nay; but Pride was always a liar, and a great hater of the truth.

It is no great art to say something briefly when, like Tacitus, one has something to say; when one has nothing to say, however, and none the less writes a whole book and makes truth into a liar - that I call an achievement.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.

I'd rather not have anything than be a liar.

It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide.

A man of such obvious and exemplary charm must be a liar.

I'm not a liar.

I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.

I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.

I once called the head of a network a liar. In hindsight, I should have called him an incompetent liar.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying that margarine was the same as motherhood, people would think I was a liar.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.

Anyone who said he wasn't afraid during the civil rights movement was either a liar or without imagination. I was scared all the time. My hands didn't shake but inside I was shaking.