Laziest Quotes

I am the worlds laziest writer.

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.