Kids Quotes

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

No, I got a GED in my 30s. My kids know that I never stop learning, and they know I love reading. I have books overflowing everywhere. I am current on today's events and I read the paper every day, and we talk about it, so they see that appetite.

The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids.

I retire with a smile on my face, in good health, and ready to spend autumns at my kids' games instead of my own. I'm excited to start the next chapter of my life.

You know, there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.

My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.

The thing that reinforces my belief about that is having worked the last four years with the Safe Kids Campaign on a national basis. I am so amazed at what these little kids do in keeping their parents alerted to what they are there for.

I talk about acting to students making the transition from high school to UCLA. Kids going into this profession really need to know the reality of it.

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

We've always been fans of a good mystery; we think all kids are, and there weren't any good mysteries out there these days for kids, so that's why we decided to do them.

I am the granddaughter of a Welsh coal miner who was determined that his kids get out of the mines. My dad got his first job when he was six years old, in a little village in Wales called Nantyffyllon, cleaning bottles at the Colliers Arms.

Polls that have been taken by kindergarten, first- and second-grade teachers indicate that 30 percent of the kids have been deprived in some way so that they are physically unable to keep up with the class.

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?

My way of dealing with the world has always been to make fun of it and observe it but not take part in it.That's how I became a writer. But when you have kids, suddenly you have to be part of things. It leads almost to a breakdown because your whole defense mechanism is now really destructive.

People named their kids after me!

I think growing up is difficult and it's a process that I'm always interested in, with kids and adults, they are often on two different universes.

The kids are Job One. So, to be quite candid, if they need me, I do my utmost to make sure I'm there.

Taking care of yourself is being there for your kids, like how on a plane, they tell you to put on your oxygen mask first.

There's no love more intense than the love we have for our kids - and where there is intense love, there is also intense fear lurking beneath the surface.

You have to remind kids to stay connected to the meaning of Christmas. Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort, but it's so worth it.

Later in July I'm going to be promoting and putting on a boxing show of amateur fighters from July 21st through the 28th where one hundred kids will be fighting and competing with each other to see who's going to be the best.

There was a time when I was in this private school and the kids were so conservative and close-minded that it was just appalling.

Tune in to Kids and Family Week is perfect for me.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Kids used to tease me unmercifully about that name.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

I'm very happy for the Contreras family. They're out. Now they've got a chance to experience life the way I did as a kid. You know, his kids are going to have a real chance in life now, and the same way that I had it.

I'm so busy right now, it's the beginning of the hockey season for my kids.

Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us.