Hair Quotes

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.

I don't think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.

I'm wondering if I made the right decision about hair and makeup.

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I'm a five-seasons griller! Did you know I added a new season? Living in Cali, I'm cooking in the yard all the time. I don't care what the weather is like. My hair is impervious to any kind of dampness, so I don't have too much to worry about.

We didn't gel with Poison and the Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi was the best of the pop metal bands, but we never fit in with the hair metal stuff. We were never as hip as the Chili Peppers. We were in the middle.

The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet.

I would literally have to go meet people so they could see I didn't have big red hair and wear high heels constantly. It was just really ingrained in people.

It's fun to be blond, and it's almost difficult to remember how I used to look with my proper hair color.

Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

I hate the only one of my book jackets when I was made up professionally, my hair made into a smooth bell.

I got to play a real D-bag lawyer, and comb my hair really awfully and kiss Emma Stone, so it was a really wonderful day on set.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts.

I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff.

Far as I can tell, I still have most of my hair, my gut is not hanging over my belt, and I still have all of my teeth.

I love my hair. When I was young it had weird kinks and cowlicks in it, but I just grew into it. You grow into a lot of things.

Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him 'Plays with Camera.'

I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.

To me hair dressing means shape. It's very important that the foundations should be right.

A hair divides what is false and true.

My natural color is dark blond, but right now I like being a brunette. I did a movie last summer and they dyed my hair platinum - I hated it.

Nowadays, they have more trouble packing hair dryers than baseball equipment.

Okay, I'll say I would go back in time and bring scientists with me and create a hairspray that would not cause global warming. But it would still give us '80s hair.

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.