Father-in-law Quotes
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff Foxworthy
Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.
Don Baylor
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark