Enquirer Quotes

My very first magazine cover was the National Enquirer.

I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put them all to work looking for terrorists. I think they would find the terrorists. All of them. It would be genius!

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

Being pretty crazy while being chased by the National Enquirer is not good. The British tabloids were the worst.