Drunks Quotes

I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me.

God watches over drunks and third baseman.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.