Directory Quotes
Limit use of shareware and public domain software to systems without fixed disks. If you do use them on fixed disks, allocate separate subdirectories... Public domain or shareware software should never be placed in the root directory.
John McAfee
I wanted a name that would put us first in the phone directory, or second if you count ABBA.
Martin Fry
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.
Donald Sinden