Dating Quotes

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.

Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid.

I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?'

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.