Damned Quotes

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends.

People are no damned good.

It'll work, if God, wind, leads, ice, snow, and all the hells of this damned frozen land are willing.

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.

I think that both men, Bush and Blair, will be damned in history. Both men have made their respective countries the two most hated countries in the world.

Nobody has milked one performance better than me - and I'm damned proud of it.

Florida will be gone altogether, the whole damned place, in not too long.

We talked about many issues, like welfare, is it the way of life or hand up? Talked about size of government, how much should it tax families and small businesses? And when we left that lunch, we got in the car and I looked over at Chuck and said, 'I'll be damned. we're Republicans.'

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.

You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.

You are damned and praised, or encouraged or discouraged by those who listen to you, and those who come to applaud you. And to me, those people are very important.

Perchance the chemist is already damned and the guardian the blackest.

Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it.

He who knows all things and believes nothing is damned.

I'll be damned if I want most folks out there to do unto me what they do unto themselves.

You can find virtually everybody black back as far as the 1870 census. Why 1870? That's when the ex-slaves first have surnames. But if you find your great-great-grandfather in 1870 and it says he's 50, that means he was born in 1820 and you're back to 1820 already. For an American that's pretty damned good, you know?

Life is just one damned thing after another.

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell.

Don't buy a single vote more than necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States.

I'll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to be the profession of a President simply to hear other people talk.

My father was frightened of his mother; I was frightened of my father, and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.

I want to live and work in Chicago for the rest of my life. You know when you were growing up and you wanted to become president? What I want now is to be mayor of this damned town in ten years.

Publish and be damned.

When I don't know what the music is going to be for a scene, I imagine some sort of orchestration going on and damned if they don't usually come up with a similar kind of thing.

For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!

The public be damned.