Custard Quotes

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

The movies were custard compared to politics.

Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.

In the past few years, we've been doing amazing stuff with desserts. Pastry chefs have been using herbs and spices in their desserts. So vanilla cake doesn't have to be just vanilla, it can have a little thyme. Or you could have a custard with a little lavender in it, which is just amazing.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.