Cow Quotes

I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

This was a dairy cow, and dairy cows have IDs on them. The ID was traced back to the farm in Washington. It's a dairy farm. And that farm now has been quarantined, and the owners have been very cooperative in doing that.