Cheese Quotes

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.

My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put a lot of effort and time into it.

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.

In France, I learned about wine and cheese.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky!

These days it's cool to be ethnic and to be different, but when I was a kid, it was not cool - at all. My friends would come over and my mom would make crepes with eggs, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes and spinach. And they'd be like, 'What is this?'

But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!

When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as one of the fine arts. Today I don't give a hoot in hell about that. The mission of photography is to explain man to man and each man to himself.

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta.

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.

Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

You're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job.

I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern version, and the sour cream makes it that much creamier. Oh, it's so good!

I'm actually no longer a strict vegan. I don't hang out in the cheese section - I don't even eat cheese. I don't drink milk. But every once in a while I'll have an egg. I'm going to eat eggs that come out of my next-door neighbor's farm, that's just the way it is.