Cats Quotes

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I'm afraid of horses.

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy.

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.

I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy.

They say cats have nine lives. I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

My cats - I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters.

I mean, I have done scenes with animals, with owls, with bats, with cats, with special effects, with thespians, in the freezing cold, in the pouring rain, boiling hot; I've done press with every syndication, every country; I've done interviews with people dressed up as cows - there's honestly nothing that's gonna intimidate me!

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

I don't think Wisconsin should become known as a state where we shoot cats.

Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad.

People rarely speak of children; you hear of 'cohort groups' and 'standard variations,' but you don't hear much of boys who miss their cats or 6-year-olds who have to struggle with potato balls.

Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington. David Dewhurst will compromise every day in the U.S. Senate... It's what he's done every day in state government.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

We can certainly go further than cats, but why should it be that our brains are somehow so suited to the universe that our brains will be able to understand the deepest workings?

Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.

Whenever I write a novel, music just sort of naturally slips in (much like cats do, I suppose).

Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.

As my career has progressed, I've had the pleasure of playing with the baddest jazz cats on the planet. But that doesn't change my desire to entertain folks. That's really who I am.