Burglar Quotes

A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late.