Brother-in-law Quotes

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.

My fiancee's brother-in-law was recently paralysed in an accident and it really brought home the fact that thousands of young people live with spinal injuries. It's an issue I wish had more coverage.

We're a Muslim family, but we're also very cultured and we have a mixture of different religions. For example, my brother-in-law is Catholic, and my sister converted and my nephews are baptized. I have an uncle who just graduated and currently he's a priest.

A 527 doesn't have a wife. It doesn't have a brother-in-law who knows a lot about politics, or a union president who calls and doesn't like the color of the suit, or bimbo eruptions. It's the perfect candidate, because it has no personal characteristics.

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about.