Britney Quotes

Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears all the rappers, they're doing my dances and they're making billions doing my dances. When they do that little thing they do with their hands that's The Fly and The Pony.

If I can change bodies with anyone, it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears?

I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

There's definitely a whole different vibe on the set when there's like basically royalty working with us. We could have whatever we wanted. I felt like Britney Spears.

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out.

I hope Britney doesn't get bummed out that Lindsey is a better singer. It is not Lindsey saying it, it's me. Lindsey would never say that. She's an actress first. It's just a bonus that she can dance and sing.

I remember being in Atlantic City once when I was 18 or 19, and a sea of people were screaming and pulling their hair because I was there. It was weird. Nobody deserves adulation like that. I tried to explain it to my kids once. I said, 'Mommy used to be kind of cool, kind of like a Britney Spears.'

How can you not like Britney Spears?

It was Britney's movie. I liked that movie. It didn't get too much love, but a lot of people really liked it.

It's refreshing to hear something that's pop but doesn't sound like Britney Spears.

If you write a hit song for Britney Spears, it's worth several million dollars. Just one song! And it might have taken you two hours to do it. It's like mining for gold. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of technique.

We never thought it would be something everyone would listen to. We never thought people who listen to Britney Spears would run to listen to it. It was intended for people on the fanatical side of production and hi-fi.

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

Our audience is all the girls who made Britney a huge star. Those are the girls who bought the book. I didn't read the book at first. I read the script just to see what I would think of the script and I really liked it.

The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months.

Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.

The pirating thing is bad. The people it hurts the most are the ones you least think it hurts. It's not the big Britney Spears albums that are being pirated; it's the indie bands that don't have two cents to their name.

If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.