Bladder Quotes

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.