Better Quotes

Our shows today are better and funnier than they've ever been.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I am young. I better show off what I have now.

Directly after the show people might have responded better to it, but who really knows. It did what it did and while it seems like a failure to most but it was a success for me and has given me so many opportunities.

It is not enough to show people how to live better: there is a mandate for any group with enormous powers of communication to show people how to be better.

Show me the person you honor, for I know better by that the kind of person you are. For you show me what your idea of humanity is.

One who knows how to show and to accept kindness will be a friend better than any possession.

I actually love actresses who look like they feel really natural. I like Patricia Clarkson, Laura Linney, Frances McDormand. Those are actresses where the second they show up on screen you're like, oh my gosh, this movie just got so much better.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

The show is being changed right now, by the way. Jeff Burke is doing it for the Magic Kingdom. And I think it will be better, with new birds, master of ceremonies, etc.

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at its core contemptuous of the country that gave them better lives than nearly 100 percent of everybody who's ever lived. And they pass that contempt along for everyone to see.

I'm not better when I force shots. I'm going to take them as they come. They are really sagging in there, trying to take me out of the game. It's my job to find guys. I want to be aggressive and take my shots, but I can't force them.

Put your name on something, it better be the best... you only get one shot.

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day.

The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better.

When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's an element we need to get back.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

A moral lesson is better expressed in short sayings than in long discourse.

It is better that one's customers come to one's shop than to have to look for them abroad.

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

I've always felt that, when I looked at my tombstone, it shouldn't say, 'Mehmet Oz banged out 10,000 open-heart operations.' I've probably done 5,000. Am I any better at it than 10,000? He shook his head. It's just a different number on the tombstone.

A work-room should be like an old shoe; no matter how shabby, it's better than a new one.

The more we can do to address fiscal austerity, the better our markets will do, and there is a real political shift to doing that.

It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions.

The best that an individual can do is to concentrate on what he or she can do, in the course of a burning effort to do it better.

Of the female black authors, I really like Morrison's early books a lot. But she's really become so much a clone of Faulkner. He did it better.

I don't want to feel like a failure to my daughter. She's the best thing I've ever done. Buffy - pretty great and all, but Charlotte's way better.

At 83 Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

Life does not accommodate you, it shatters you. It is meant to, and it couldn't do it better. Every seed destroys its container or else there would be no fruition.