Belly Quotes

Rebellions of the belly are the worst.

I don't keep any copy of my books around... they would embarass me. When I finish writing my books, I kick them in the belly, and have done with them.

There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.

The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good. Mitt needs to get good real fast: A real speech, real plan, real responses, and real fire in the belly.

Belly buttons are cool!

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

It is any day better to stand erect with a broken and bandaged head then to crawl on one's belly, in order to be able to save one's head.

I like men with some belly who are a little over the hill.

I am taking belly dancing now. My hips are double-jointed, so I can do it really easily.

Occasionally, when I run into a great bass backstage at a festival I'll play a few notes on the low E string, just to feel the instrument vibrate against my belly.

If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it.

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.

I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine.

With his economic speeches in response to Obama's 'you didn't build that' fiasco, Romney proved that he does have fire in his belly and that he is fervently dedicated to free enterprise, entrepreneurship and pro-growth policies.

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.

I don't want to pierce anything. I think it's outdated. Belly rings and all are, like, old.

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling.

Primarily I'm a social commentator rather than someone who's out to get the belly laugh.

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it'd be a perfect world.

I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That's more important to me than a laugh.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

I love my work with a frenetic and perverse love, as an ascetic loves the hair shirt which scratches his belly.

People of substance may sin without being exposed for their stolen pleasure; but servants and the poorer sort of women have seldom an opportunity of concealing a big belly, or at least the consequences of it.

I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.

When I was little, I wasn't so little. I had a big old round belly and I was really clumsy, but I was super confident.

He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because I've attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. I'm so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride.

Undernourished, intelligence becomes like the bloated belly of a starving child: swollen, filled with nothing the body can use.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.