Bachelors Quotes

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

I'll be honest. We copied everyone... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you.

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.