Autograph Quotes

It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along.

I get a lot of kids distracted. Sometimes they got to go cover left field, but they're over here talking to me, getting an autograph.

If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.

I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.

Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more!

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid.