Autograph Quotes

I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.

It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and talk. When I'm finished I'm not going to be on the front page, but I'm going to be just as happy without the publicity.

I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.

I'm amazed that years after I stopped playing tennis, people still recognize me in restaurants and ask for my autograph.

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.

I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one.

Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.

If kids see you on the street and they want an autograph, that's a big honour so I spend half an hour before I get in the ground and 40 minutes to an hour after the game with the Everton fans signing autographs.

I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused. She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't do that.

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

A fan would get an autograph and that was that. If we didn't tour again for five years, we wouldn't remember them.

It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much.

I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box.

That type of autograph, pictures and apparel thievery was not part of what I grew up with. I loved the artists and their music. I would be thrilled to meet them, but the thought of getting a scribble or stealing an article of clothing never occurred or appealed to me.

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you're looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on.

Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.

The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.

No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.

I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

When people don't know me any more or want my autograph, then I'll think about retiring.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

Hold on to that. You have an autograph. I'm going to be famous some day.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.