Autograph Quotes

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

I'm amazed that years after I stopped playing tennis, people still recognize me in restaurants and ask for my autograph.

It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and talk. When I'm finished I'm not going to be on the front page, but I'm going to be just as happy without the publicity.

It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much.

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you're looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on.

If kids see you on the street and they want an autograph, that's a big honour so I spend half an hour before I get in the ground and 40 minutes to an hour after the game with the Everton fans signing autographs.

Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.

I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.

The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.

Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused. She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't do that.

No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.

When people don't know me any more or want my autograph, then I'll think about retiring.

A fan would get an autograph and that was that. If we didn't tour again for five years, we wouldn't remember them.

Hold on to that. You have an autograph. I'm going to be famous some day.

I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box.

That type of autograph, pictures and apparel thievery was not part of what I grew up with. I loved the artists and their music. I would be thrilled to meet them, but the thought of getting a scribble or stealing an article of clothing never occurred or appealed to me.

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.

I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time.

Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it.

I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.