Ass Quotes

Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation's history.

I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.