Ass Quotes

Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

Love is more powerful than kicking ass.

You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do.

When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!

The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.

An offensive war, I believe to be wrong and would therefore have nothing to do with it, having no right to meddle with another man's property, his ox or his ass, his man servant or his maid servant or anything this is his.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass.

People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

I'm looking at working with people I get on with, that respect me, that don't just see me as a piece of ass. Which I have experienced as well. I've nearly walked off very big films before, and I would, because I don't want that in my life. I want to enjoy the work I do.

I'm a pain in the ass to all of the costume designers with whom I work because I have very strong feelings about the subject.

There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can - without going against nature.

Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

The most significant piece of advice my father gave me early on about acting was, don't get caught acting. Really believe in what you're doing and then commit to it. Even if it feels uncomfortable, even if you feel that you're gonna look like an ass. It's all acting, but find the truth in a moment as opposed to just pretending you have and rather than trying to act your way out of it.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out.

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.

Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.

I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I don't do the work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life.

Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation's history.

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.