Ambulance Quotes

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.