Airline Quotes

Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.

I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline.

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up.

The alliance with air Berlin is attractive for me. I can use the whole sales network of the air Berlin and 24 percent of my own airline at air Berlin sold.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

In 1975 I decided that there was no future in flying (airline jobs were impossible to get, and who wants a job where you are judged only by seniority?) and headed off to grad school.

So I've seen life as one long learning process. And if I see - you know, if I fly on somebody else's airline and find the experience is not a pleasant one, which it wasn't in - 21 years ago, then I'd think, well, you know, maybe I can create the kind of airline that I'd like to fly on.

Many of the critics today get airline tickets, hotel accommodation, bags, beautiful photographs, gifts and other expenses paid by the distributors, and then are supposed to write serious articles about the movie.

Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear of death with the comforting prospect of cash.

These are times of unprecedented challenge and change in the airline industry, and the appointments we are announcing today will put American in an even stronger position to continue the substantial progress that has already been made under the tenets of our Turnaround Plan.

As the head of security for an airline, I can't ask my passengers to risk their lives and jump on a terrorist. This is why we need air marshals on every flight.

The guest gets at least as much service with us as with some established airline, if not even more. And at by far a favourable price. Thus the passengers remain gladly with us.

Not having an administrator sends the wrong message to the airline industry.

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better way to get to know our country than by what politicians or airline commercials represent.

Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another?

A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines.

Let me be very honest and just say that if any airline would let me take the violin and the laptop on board I would fly that airline all the time.

This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest sympathies to the Casey family on its personal loss.

I don't enjoy traveling in America. I don't like the food, the cars. It is not exotic enough. It all tastes a bit like airline food.

If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.

One very clear impression I had of all the Beautiful People was their prudence. It may be that they paid for their own airline tickets, but they paid for little else.

Running an airline is a normal job. Racing is more.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.

There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.