Quotes By P. J. O..Rourke

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.