Quotes By P. J. O..Rourke

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.