Quotes By Ogden Nash

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

Too clever is dumb.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.