Quotes By Janeane Garofalo

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.