Quotes By Janeane Garofalo

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.