Quotes By Doug Coupland

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.

Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.

Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.

Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.

Technology favors horrible people.

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.