Quotes By Doug Coupland

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

Every single moment is a coincidence.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.

Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.

Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you never have to think about fashion again.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth, it's about the redistribution of time.