Quotes By Don Rickles

Funny is funny.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I never went out looking for glory.

I told jokes badly.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.