Quotes By Dave Barry
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
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