Aspirin Quotes
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
M. F. K. Fisher
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Gore Vidal