Quotes By John Barrymore
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore