Aspirin Quotes

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

I don't even take aspirin.

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.