Quotes By Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
Robert Orben
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Robert Orben
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
Robert Orben
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben