Ventriloquist Quotes

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those 'difficult' letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y.

Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it.

To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.