Tuba Quotes

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

I like a lot of bass players. I like a lot of tuba players too.

You start way down on a low B flat on the tuba and you have a chromatic scale; you can match the colours all the way up, till you get to the top of the trumpet.

I played the tuba in high school. I wanted to be a member of the marching band. I thought, what can I play that has the most effect? What can I play to get people to laugh?

I don't play the tuba.