Stupid Quotes

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.

There are kids don't want to do something because they're afraid of looking stupid to their peers. There comes a time when they start protecting themselves, instead of extending. I want to make sure that they're always trying to extend themselves.

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.

I'd go stupid collecting and counting my money.

When I sing, it's just... comfort is a stupid word, but it is.

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time - but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.

Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It's not like they're a bunch of idiots.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

So basically, I think music at its best can be everything. It can be totally stupid and very intellectual and emotional at the same time. I don't think all those things shut each other out.

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who could be so stupid to take a corner at that speed. But in the car, you don't even think about that.

The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.

I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.

I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.

You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don't believe in being so rigid about controlling what happens either.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.