Strapped Quotes

They were written in the early '90s when I was strapped for cash.

A typical 'Larry King Live' is a pastiche whose absurdism defies parody. Wearing his trademark suspenders and purple shirts, he looks as if he's strapped to the chair with vertical seat belts, unable to eject.

Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.

They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, and everybody thinks they're next on the list. The president comes along, and he's got his six-guns strapped on, and people think he's going to save them.

I personally think skateboarding is harder because it has so many moving parts. With snowboarding, your feet are strapped to your board.

If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.