Smoking Quotes

Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say.

Oh, I did stop smoking a long time ago.

I'm about as healthy as a person can be. I quit smoking seven or eight years ago.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.

I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!

Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today.

Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, 'It's not just that it's bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn't even really give you a good buzz?'

I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking.

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.