Slip Quotes

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

I really do try to watch everything I say. Because one little tiny slip, and it's like the world is coming to an end!