Skunk Quotes

You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk.

It may be that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,' but I should be loath to see a rose on a maiden's breast substituted by a flower, however beautiful and fragrant it might be, that is went by the name of the skunk lily.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.