She Quotes

My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.

Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels.

My mother was 45 when she had me, so when I was in high school my parents were the same age as my friends' grandparents.

I'd love to talk to Angelina Jolie. On my show I would love her because she's a mysterious, mysterious figure.

A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her hair. She could shampoo it under the shower, swing it and dry it off or just let it dry by itself. It changed the lives of many young girls who'd never had the opportunity to be styled like that before.

She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

The belief is growing on me that the disease is communicated by the bite of the mosquito... She always injects a small quantity of fluid with her bite - what if the parasites get into the system in this manner.

TV's hard work. I don't know how the hell Angela Lansbury survived doing 'Murder, She Wrote' all those years. And sure, everyone wants to be Bruce Willis or George Clooney - they want to be in film for the range of characters you get to play.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

The person who has inspired me my whole life is my Mom, because she taught me commitment. She sacrificed.

She said 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

Rosie knows how to play ball. She's an athlete, for sure.

One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.

I know he was definitely beaten by her. I saw it many times. But we had a different way of dealing with her. He'd let her have more and more booze until she passed out.

Well what do you do with a character like Christine Cagney and you tell her she can't have things?

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.

If I could be a third of the woman that my mom is and have a third of the strength that she has, then I will have done good by this life.

And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.

Glenn Close is a living icon. You look at the work, and I think it's wild, because she thinks some of her best work was in Dangerous Liaisons and that's what I believe as well.

It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married. I am one of those lucky people. And I think she feels that way too. So the romantic stuff is easy because you want them to be happy.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

If fortune favors you do not be elated; if she frowns do not despond.

When I'm performing for the people, I am me, then. I am that little girl who, when she was five years old, used to sing at church. Or I'm that 15-year-old young lady who wanted to be grown and wanted to sing and couldn't wait to be smokin' a cigarette, you know?

I don't know who the actresses all are. I've never heard of Kate but I'm sure she'll do fine.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.

While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.