Schmuck Quotes

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.

Clinton's a schmuck.

Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck.

My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with - crimes does not pay. Of course it pays, you schmuck. That's not why we don't do it. We don't do it because it is wrong.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.

I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book.