Rubbish Quotes

Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!

I was in lots of dodgy bands growing up and I always fancied myself in a band. But, you know, I was rubbish at writing music. So maybe one day I'll play a rock star, or punk rocker.

Whenever it's suggested that our sponsors have some kind of influence or control of what we cover in some kind of censorship through financial pressure, it's rubbish. That's never happened.

I bought a lot of rubbish things that kids buy: skateboards and clothes and typical teenage stuff.

All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea.

There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Every single time you make a merger, somebody is losing his identity. And saying something different is just rubbish.

Like my mum, I sometimes buy things I shouldn't and fill my house with rubbish.

During the day I force myself to at least eat some salads rather than rubbish, and a steak in the evening. In fact, I eat to basically satisfy my hunger. I hardly have the time to appreciate a meal, and I'm everything, but a gourmet.

Personally, I think universities are finished. So much rubbish gets taught.

I've done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning.

Tristan and Isolde were lucky to die when they did. They'd have been sick of all that rubbish in a year.

An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head.

All the stuff about being a drinking club, or having players who were not good enough, I treat as rubbish.

I've realised that when I don't play people who are complex I get very, very bored, and then lazy, and end up being rubbish.

It's not rubbish to say that I was a bit peeved about not getting credit for a couple of songs, but that wasn't the whole reason. I guess I just felt like I had enough. I decided to leave and start a group with Jack Bruce.

I bought a lot of rubbish things that kids buy: skateboards and clothes and typical teenage stuff. And, as soon as I could, I wasted a lot of money on cars - BMW's mostly - for myself and my family.

So what I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, till I felt sick - but at least I'd had the pleasure of stuffing my face and feeling really full.

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

My dad, bless him, was a musician. And his dad had thought that his music was rubbish.

There are a lot of people out there who lie about their age and I think it does us all a disservice. It can't all be over when you hit 30. That would be rubbish.

I barely watch TV apart from the news. Most of it is rubbish. There's all this reality nonsense and dross. I think there's a market for a well-produced, well-written melodrama like 'Dallas.' It's pure entertainment.

I think Robbie Williams is an utter and complete prat. His last record was a pile of rubbish.

If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it.

I love rock-n-roll. I think it's an exciting art form. It's revolutionary. Still revolutionary and it changed people. It changed their hearts. But yeah, even rock-n-roll has a lot of rubbish, really bad music.

An Aristotle was but the rubbish of an Adam, and Athens but the rudiments of Paradise.

These ancient huts were soon cleared of the rubbish covering them. I planned them, and removed them for investigation below, which undertaking took until the fourth of Nov.

Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.