Restroom Quotes

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.